Monday, February 02, 2009

女要高潮?搵有錢佬!

孫柏文睇前宗主國嘅《泰晤士報》報道,話根據一個大型調查,女性性高潮頻率,係同佢男伴收入有直接關係。男伴收入越高,女性性高潮嘅頻率亦越高。

根據觀察,雖然冇性高潮都好似唔影響女性繁殖力,科學家話人類進化得出呢個現象,係因為歷代鍾意有錢佬嘅女人,下代生存機會大大提升。即係喺適者生存嘅世界裏面,邊個DNA可以學愛有錢佬,邊個嘅DNA就可繼續流傳。

適者生存保後代

當然,有好多有錢佬真係好肉酸、難接受,所以人類再進化,提升有錢佬引發女性高潮頻率,女性只要鍾意高潮,就會鍾意有錢佬。所以真係為啲前投行家女伴嘅性生活質素擔心。

女性《金手指》fan屎可能會話:「《泰晤士報》報道嘅調查,肯定係嗰啲英國鬼妹啦!咁cheap。」錯!其實個調查係喺大陸做,訪問咗1500個有男伴嘅大陸女性。

聽完我咁講,港女《金手指》fan屎可能會再話:「仲衰!北姑。」

港女DNA危危乎

不過就係港女們呢個反應,令我非常擔心。因為當有錢佬畀唔到高潮啲大家都知非常清高嘅港女時,港女DNA就會失傳,呢個就會係人類嘅悲劇啊!

最後,我想同一眾兄弟講,下次你老婆或女朋友話:「你搵多啲錢,我就開心。」就唔好懶醒反問:「有幾開心先?」因為就係有高潮咁開心。

11 comments:

  1. 港女DNA要變種,將被北茹沖淡.

    下一代港女???

    或會變成点??

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  2. 仲有,現今金融風暴下,又一大堆所謂有錢人破產.

    有錢人,真的不要陏隨便結婚.

    不要只見樹木,不見森林..

    大把優質港女等閣下飼養....

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  3. >>「有幾開心先?」
    >> 就係有高潮咁開心。

    咦,呢句可以 Loop 下窩...呵!

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  4. 何謂收入?有錢佬會否俾佢條女知道作有多少收入?

    因此將高收入人仕等同有錢佬好似有所牽強喎!

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  5. 有錢佬會帶條女去海景五星級房(就算返住家亦都富麗堂皇)做愛,雖然可能唔知佢收入,冇錢果啲咪賓館或者間板公屋囉!

    >>「有幾開心先?」
    >> 就係有高潮咁開心。

    哩句勁掂!

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  6. 妳都好掂!

    不過女人講嘢有幾多成係真?重之要幾高有幾高,磅水啦老友。

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  7. Isn't it a better thing for the entire human race to have the HK girl DNA extinct?

    Intentionally choosing a person with HK girl DNA is like someone offers to buy you a meal in any restaurant in this world and you choose MacDonald. It's ok to like MacDonald, but would be quite insane to call it a delicacy if you happen to exist in the so called first world.

    Guess natural selection will do its job. Sorry for those in HK who doesn't have much of a selection though.

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  8. >>「有幾開心先?」
    >> 就係有高潮咁開心。

    I think it is time for me to collaborate with MC Jin... Get those beats laid down and the words up.

    Now, I just have to dig up his email that I have written somewhere last time I bumped into him at a club.

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  9. >>「有幾開心先?」
    >> 就係有高潮咁開心。

    哩句勁掂!

    +1

    On a side note, we have to be careful of the survey. I suspect there is a bias involved. Girls who love rich men may also tend to lie more often (just my guess, but seems logical). I am sure the surveyer can twist some of the question and come up with the conclusion that "girls who love rich lie often".

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  10. Yo last anon...

    "... On a side note, we have to be careful of the survey. I suspect there is a bias involved. Girls who love rich men may also tend to lie more often (just my guess, but seems logical). I am sure the surveyer can twist some of the question and come up with the conclusion that "girls who love rich lie often"..."

    Now now...

    "girls who love rich lie often" might be true, but those girls who says they love the poor might be lying to themselves.

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