Wednesday, February 18, 2009

ICAC聽咗啲咩?

喺01年,花旗國能源公司Enron爆破時,同佢攬住一齊死,仲有big five會計師行,Arthur Anderson(AA)。呢間會計師行死嘅原因,係有AA嘅會計師被人見到將Enron嘅文件,一張一張咁塞入碎紙機。AA爆破之後,孫柏文一路都喺度估,究竟呢啲毀屍滅迹嘅碎紙精英去晒邊?

今日我卒之知道。原來呢班碎紙精英去晒ICAC!

點解?事緣胡國興法官查ICAC紀錄,睇吓佢哋有冇亂咁竊聽,同聽到啲咩。點知懷疑有4次立亂竊聽之後,胡官要聽帶,ICAC竟然話:「Sorry!無咗啦。」

各位金融業從業員,小心。你一旦出事俾人查,查嘅機構一定唔會係差佬嘅商業罪案調查科,因為佢哋已經變成只係調查不誠實使用電腦調查科。要拉你,就一定係ICAC。

毀屍滅迹冇得追

有咩問題?如果ICAC請你上去飲咖啡,點知48小時後,你屋企人發覺你冇返屋企,就算ICAC承認係佢哋整死你,屍體都已經唔見咗。

其實,胡官想杜絕呢啲「毀屍滅迹」行動,可以要求ICAC每次竊聽都留番個copy畀佢,到時候就可以聽番。

最後如果要估嗰4次,究竟ICAC聽咗啲咩,我相信應該係股票貼士。

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I am sure you must have felt this piece's rhythm feels very strange.

Yes, this piece use to be 600 words. But got chopped chopped into 400 by the editor due to 'space constraint'. Alas.

6 comments:

  1. Pak Man,

    I saw you in Yoshinoya on Monday. I wanna say hi to you, but you were talking with a woman.

    P.S. I'm your dedicated reader since early 07.

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  2. 其中一次錯聽的受害者是你,當時你同個女人講緊電話,你話我地係無可能既,你話你鍾意食腸,唔鍾意食撻........下刪五百字...

    參考你的想像力,如有類同實屬不幸。

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  3. Matthew,

    The woman I was with is 胡孟青 hahahaha

    Yes, If I didn't klnow her, I would be intimidated by her hotness to approach.

    As for Anon...

    How did you know I occasionally use "i'm gay... sorry" as a reason for departure!

    damn... ICAC did tap my phone line.

    I am going to use skype from now on.

    Shuen

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  4. 咁,咪變了拉登第二.多謝亞誠哥..

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  5. 下?你幫胡孟青食撻?

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