呢到有個故事，源自高登。
各位兄弟，如果你朋友有如作者「擒芒塞賣的！」所講就快變成：「一條中左毒既麻甩佬, 同一條插住西既賓周一樣, 好難自拔, 只會愈插愈深.....」
就要有義氣喺太遲之前，救朋友。
以下就係故事嘅開頭...
【激氣撚】雷頒德 & 馮德倫反目事件發生在我身上.....
人物: 我 + 一個識左三十年既老死 + 佢條新女
我老死條新女正一典型公主病港女
仲要以為自己好撚得人鍾意所以個個要就晒佢咁
是咁的
大約半年前我老友識左呢條女
咁無耐就上床扑野溝掂左之類啦, 過程唔鳩多講啦(又唔係我扑)
無耐就自然帶條女出黎識下朋友, 出黎玩下咁
第一次見呢條女, 講下佢個撚樣先 (continued here...)
1. 我想識 Mary
2. 如果「擒芒塞賣的！」有好多題材，以佢o個種風格，絕對支持佢寫專欄。
lol
ReplyDelete估唔到你咁有心機睇晒XDDDDD
anway, 俾我係個兄弟一早就應該屌到佢醒
睇咗一半,真係笑q死,得閒d再睇過後^^
ReplyDelete極品。 dO_op
ReplyDelete只能說一樣米養百樣人...........
ReplyDelete真想問下財爺，經濟可能向下，點解綜援要多發兩個月?
ReplyDeletethanks for the linking, 你轉貼了我 blog 個 link 之後好多人在你個 blog 度走過o黎 XD
ReplyDeletePacman
ReplyDelete很久沒留言,不過條友個朵 "擒芒塞賣的" 實在太好笑!
那曰上午小休看了以上奇文,下午公司幾個部門開會(其實同黑社會講數冇乜分別), 對面條八婆大發謬論, 就比我心中"擒芒塞賣的"數次, 不過忍往唔笑真係好鬼辛苦!
呢d咪字字珠璣囉！
ReplyDeleteYo 素顏天使,
ReplyDeleteI dunno if it was you who went to Golden and copy pasted the piece section by section.
If it is you, thank you! hahahaha if not, please pass my appreciation to whoever did it.
Yo Bittermelon,
Same thing with me, I had to leave it and come back to it. It has been a while since I last read something, half way through i have to stop, and while stopping really wanting to get back to the story.
Yo tintin,
ho ho ho... Looking at a nonsense spouting female colleague and then thinking 擒芒塞賣的. The only way to survive the office for some ppl. hahahah
Yo 荒木茂,
字字珠璣 indeed... Every 撚 did not only serve the purpose of expression. But was crucial in the flow, style and continuity of this story. Bravo!
如果改拍做電視劇, 柴九哥都要企埋一邊呀!! 真係笑死我...
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