Monday, December 17, 2007

靚女銀行家跳舞



呢幾日,孫柏文深思熟慮,反覆又反覆咁諗一個纏繞我好耐嘅問題。由大學啱啱畢業回流特區嘅時代,到我去股票行做分析員,直至今時今日喺《蘋果日報》寫《金手指》,呢個問題其實已纏繞咗我十年有多。

個問題就係,點解啲港女喺舞池上跳舞嘅時候,雙手同手臂都要學似啲喺海灘或泳池,遇溺嘅人咁,非常隨機同瘋狂地擺動。特區嘅金融業係咪發達?係。係咪吸引咗好多靚女做嗰行?係。不過呢啲投資銀行中嘅靚女,只要踏上舞池,就會令好多「搞乜呀?佢哋喺度做緊乜呀?唔好同我講佢哋喺度跳舞呀?」嘅問題爆發出嚟。

我喺花旗國讀書時,見到啲黑、白、拉丁女同學跳舞,佢哋都會盡量凸顯佢哋嘅身軀。根據我啲讀人類學嘅同學話,人類自古至今,跳舞係用嚟凸顯自己嘅繁殖能力,嚟吸引異性。即係好多時,跳舞盡量希望可令男性覺得佢哋「有前有後」。不過,港女就唔同。

金融女將請參考

可能佢哋一路以嚟嘅歷史任務,就係要推翻呢啲本能性嘅大自然規律。要證明人定勝天,手臂隨機地瘋狂擺動,都可以凸顯繁殖力,吸引異性。

其實,大家睇吓我哋啲「偶像派」女歌手,個個着衫着到好似未發育咁。雖然已經廿幾歲,不過仲要扮係初中生。着埋啲黑白間條「漢堡神偷」嘅服飾。可能就係佢哋,令港女覺得手臂隨機瘋狂擺動「好靚」。

孫柏文今日同大家分享呢個見解,係因為我感覺到喺呢個最黑暗嘅一刻,可能有一線曙光。原來特區有個三女唱歌組合叫做 Freeze。雖然都整過容,有如外國女明星話齋,有部大貨車迎頭相撞,心口未必有知覺。

不過,喺佢哋最新嘅MTV音樂影片「金睛火眼」,就可以見到佢哋有心放棄嗰種手臂隨機擺動嘅跳舞方法。希望所有金融業女從業員,喺你哋下次跳舞之前,睇睇以下短片,先至再跳。唔係叫你學,只係希望你會參考吓。


10 comments:

  1. 古時女人入皇宮要學跳艷舞 唉!今時今日做女banker 要專業 重要學跳舞 真辛苦. 其實要看 去駝克道比錢看重好呀!

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  2. umm...

    As a long time Wanchai resident..

    Lockhart road dance shows are completely overrated.

    Check out tmr's piece.

    Thats how to turn me on.

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  3. This is hilarious!

    Although I do agree with you that the pop culture here in HK annoyingly emphsize on "cuteness" and "being innocent", but it's prob. not the pop stars' fault - they have to cater to audience's taste.

    People's (mainly men's) taste here are twisted - they want to see more skin, but once they did, they turn their back and call the girls "bitch".
    I don't get it.

    BTW, the youtube video... that girl sure can dance!

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  4. hahaha I actually watched Freeze DVD..... okok I didnt buy it, a friend brought it over before the match on Sunday, I must say there is some sex appeal to their dance.

    I share the same view as Pakman abt HK gals dance moves. Clubbing is a thing of the past for me, but I can still remember the first time I went clubbing in HK and I found HK gals just like waving their hands up and down on the dance floor and they think they are DANCING!!!!! Compare with the clubbing scene in Singapore, the dance moves of some HK gals are like elementary school stuff.

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  5. 柏文兄,
    呢到好多人等你報到。好多人想係你到一注獨扑! 尹大人同袁小姐已報到,獨欠你一人 ^_^

    http://hammer.blogdns.com/?p=216

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  6. 呵呵,我幾個月前已經將佢地 sexy MTV 貼在我的 blog 中。

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  7. 你試下係 yahoo用"freeze 金睛火眼 mv"
    等等 keyword search 一 search。

    小弟的 blog 係排第一的,我個 blog 已經成為 freeze's fan blog。呵呵

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  8. Something to share with you mr. pakman...is this what you have in mind about dancing?

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  9. You showing me skin will NEVER lead me to call you a bitch.

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