Monday, August 25, 2008

和記環球姜太公粗口王

This is the best stress reliever. Have to share with you all...



嘟嘟...
嘟嘟...

粗口王:喂!
和記仔:唔該梁小姐呀!

粗口王:你係邊位?
和記仔:呀!和記環球電訊嫁我係!

粗口王:吓吓吓!講啦!我姓姜
和記仔:張生係咪?

粗口王:姜呀!姜太公個姜呀!
和記仔:呀呀姜生唔好意思,因為呢之前啦就contact過呀梁小姐佢傾過關於我公司 既商業電話線嫁係

粗口王:我同你講加麻!
和記仔:哦!係呀!想問返呢阿姜生呢依公司既電話線方面係用緊邊間電訊公司咁樣嫁?

粗口王:超!我啱啱簽鳩左約!屌佢老母呀電訊盈科你上次打黎咪話撚左你聽囉!啱啱簽鳩 咗!屌
和記仔:係咩?

粗口王:係!屌佢老味hi!真係比佢吹鳩漲!
和記仔:果邊佢俾咩價錢阿姜生你呀?

粗口王:唔撚記得囉!屌!我簽撚咗俾..單到黎俾撚左好似..簽鳩左好似..依家好撚 契鳩弟加麻,哎屌佢老母講粗口添
和記仔:唔緊要!

粗口王:佢好撚契弟嫁,屌佢老母hi呀,依家呀,不過一撚樣,和記又係佢屌佢老母家爺 仔乸玩鳩晒
和記仔:哈哈!

粗口王:哈!屌佢老味hi!簽鳩咗我...依家一簽就兩年,唔知佢送左粒黃豆俾我食呀 嗎
和記仔:黃豆!??

粗口王:唔撚係牙?屌佢老味又送乜又送物呀嗎,佢最撚興嫁啦!最拉尾睇吓,屌佢老味! 黃豆咁撚大粒果d唔知乜撚野,屌你老味攞撚左你要丟果d野
和記仔:係咩?

粗口王:係!佢最撚興嫁啦!不過我地用鳩開佢幾廿鳩年,我費撚柒事轉之麻
和記仔:咁樣牙!想問返阿姜生你公司有冇用開長途電話呢方面呀?

粗口王:用鳩緊你格!!
和記仔:係咩?

粗口王:用撚左好撚柒耐啦!
和記仔:哦!好啦好啦!

粗口王:第日先幫襯啦!屌!唔撚好意思!
和記仔:好好好!

6 comments:

  1. 你有沒有一個乾淨版,skip 哂粗口的內容?

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  2. I think there is.

    And it is strangely coherent.

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  3. 只係一般地盤專業的用語及語言結構,沒甚麼特別。

    你平日經過將軍澳的地盤應該聽到一樣的水準

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  4. No need to judge.

    Just enjoy it for what it is. A stress reliever hor hor hor

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  5. keeps me wonder how keung master swears when he's actually pissed ...

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