Saturday, October 25, 2008

見到標普 差佬會賴尿

噚日凌晨時分,孫柏文睇電視睇到怒火衝天,忍唔住咁寄咗封電郵畀班寫嘢嘅兄弟姊妹。電郵中得一句,就係:「聽日我去報警!」

究竟睇到啲乜,令我火屎都嚟埋?就係花旗國電視台,不斷報道花旗國國會開聽證會,調查信貸評級公司呢幾年啲累死全世界嘅信貸評級。其中講到啲信貸評級公司,究竟憑乜嘢機制定出評級時,啲國會議員就公開咗標準普爾裏面,兩名員工嘅短訊對答。

員工甲:「講真,我哋為呢批產品出嘅評級簡直離譜。」
員工乙:「我知。條方程式連一半風險都冇包括在內。」
員工甲:「我哋根本唔應該為呢批產品出評級。」
員工乙:「乜嘢狗屎垃圾攞嚟,我哋都會為佢哋評級,來者不拒。就連係一頭黃牛出嘅結構產品,我哋都會評評級。」
員工甲:「呢單生意風險好高咁。我作為負責小組成員,對於批准呢個評級真係唔舒服。」

以上就係佢哋不誠實搵笨嘅鐵證!

以前細個同老竇去跑馬,有次佢隻馬出賽,佢睇完晨操後同個練馬師講:「隻馬狀態好,評分又着數,今次贏得喎。」但練馬師就話隻馬未得,所以老竇連馬場都冇入,得番孫媽媽、我家姐同我。

點知隻馬一出閘由頭放到尾,仲要獨贏賠率三十幾倍咁贏。佢走去同個練馬師講:「You are either incompetent or a crook(一係你無能一係你奸)。」

表面證供足入罪

今次,標普已證明佢哋唔係無能。講真,差佬嗰個商業罪案調查科呢排已經好勁,將之前有份發放「明星生活照」,繼而被揭發申請信用卡填錯表嘅鍾亦天搞掂咗。

呢啲魚毛蝦毛都拉得咁起勁,仲唔去標普拉人?唔夠錢,唔夠資源咪去立法會問涂謹申攞!佢呢個電車男乜嘢器材都批o架。

事實1:標普使用電腦計算信貸評級。
事實2:標普不誠實咁計算信貸評級。
事實3:標普不誠實使用電腦。

不過,睇怕商罪科黃福全都冇膽,唔好話拉人,連標普office棟大廈個門都唔敢入。

如果差佬敢拉不誠實使用電腦嘅標普人,孫柏文就去尖東跳海!仲要游去香港島!

15 comments:

  1. I have always wondered how ratings are determined and why would the whole bloody world rely on that source!

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  2. 栢文兄,

    近排天氣開始轉冷,若真係有跳海嘅一日,小弟買定大大杯熱朱古力係香港島等你上岸,以示支持!

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  3. 咁係咪真係有去報警先得架…?

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  4. 如果呢d rating 公司係垃圾, 點解大摩講野仲咁利害, 可以動搖HSBC的股價? 大家都唔可以再相信呢d所謂的權威機構.

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  5. The HK People always thought HSBC is a SAFE HAVEN to play with but you all dont understand how risky a " WORLD's LOCAL BANK " is ??? Since you are seeing many countries in trouble, HSBC - so called " THE WORLD'S LOCAL BANK " CANNOT be AVOIDED THE CONSEQUENCES TO DROP FREEFALL !! In fact, they should be the one that are the RISKIEST...remember, lots of bad loans and derivatives...Before, it was USA and UK in trouble, now, its everywhere...!!! So, if you think JP Morgan is bullshiting, they are NOT because they know their competitors too much !!!

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  6. 何時跳???

    我就唔太信wor!!!

    若閣下跳海的話,可成翌日國際新聞頭條條!!!

    祝賀!!! 哈! 哈!

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  7. 好!
    如果差佬敢拉人,
    我倍你游!

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  8. 好!
    我買定多杯熱朱古力係香港島等你同鎚鎚上岸!

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  9. JP Morgan?
    it's Morgan Stanley who's bs-ing
    GTFO for mixing big mor and small mor

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  10. 政府不要急於向中信泰富回購兩隧的股權,要等中信泰富來求政府的時候才出手!這是市民的利益!

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  11. hsbc....
    而加咁多上市公司(泰富深淵)同中小企有玩果d外匯對沖都係同hsbc 對玩. hsbc 有可能賺幾千億唔夠憺講, 好多中小企輸左公司無得比要自己比番...

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  12. 呢啲只係不公開的事實!

    至於商業罪案調查科,唔好以為佢地真係咁把炮,即使被告肯認罪,佢地都係唔敢告、唔想做、唔想理!

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  13. hahahahaha

    hot chocolate AND a swimming partner

    As for MS and JP Morgan...

    I dunno... I just got a feeling JP morgan is laughing somewhere in heaven right now, about everything happening right now...

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  14. 用蝶式游,好似你個video 咁?
    =)

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