Monday, September 03, 2007

獻計畀足總 搞搞特區波

噚日,特區甲組足球聯賽開鑼,傑志對上屆冠軍南華。相信大家多數都冇睇,甚至前晚英超嘅賽果都可背出嚟時,都唔知傑志對南華嗰場波嘅比數。特區足總真係要諗吓計仔,等特區足球作為一件產品可以求存。

要成功錢同人不可缺

其 實,搞好足球同搞個成功嘅party都係一樣,要兩樣嘢:一,錢;二,人。有見及此,今日我想獻一條屎橋畀足總。

大家都知道,足球運動裏最歷史悠久嘅比 賽,就係前宗主國嘅足總杯FA Cup。作為一件可以成功經過時間考驗嘅產品,FA Cup一定有賣點。如果你覺得FA Cup咁多年嚟係賣緊「足球」,咁我就要用隻金手指去篤醒你。FA Cup冇錯係個足球比賽,不過賣嘅係drama。

正當一隊丙組球隊面對曼聯、車路士時,如果你唔係嗰隊波嘅球迷,睇波嘅原因,應該因為想睇吓對弱隊可唔可 以爆冷。前宗主國嘅足總盃,就係充滿呢種「波係圓」嘅浪漫,常常爆冷。而爆冷永遠都係充滿戲劇性,所以先至吸引咁多球迷。所以今日孫柏文建議特區足總應該都搞番個。

如果你懶醒,隻手已經打緊電話嚟《蘋果日報》,想同我講:「香港已經有足總盃啦!」咁我就要問你:「特區嘅足總盃,有幾隊參賽?」特區足總盃只有甲組隊伍可以參賽,即係得8隊,喺咁嘅情況之下,邊有可能有前宗主國足總盃嗰種「爆冷」浪漫?

開放參賽資格搞旺市

所 以,特區足總應該完全開放足總盃參賽資格,男又得、女又得,學生得、長者得,自由行得、從非洲嚟重慶大廈做生意都得。隊波只要喺比賽日擺到11個人出嚟, 攞到數千至萬元參賽費就得。當然,如果有球員已經喺同一屆比賽代表過一隊波參賽,就算轉會,都唔可以再喺嗰屆足總盃踢,呢個叫做cup-tied。

大家諗 吓,搞隊波做班主嘅門檻大跌,應該會有好多人想試。而如果有隊學生隊可以斬顏良、殺文醜咁晉級,你話佢哋啲姨媽姑姐唔會去睇咩?最後,如果足總驚啲甲組球 隊喺首階段「浪費」時間,可以畀佢哋喺16強先加入。點呀,梁孔德主席,有冇得搞?

4 comments:

  1. Pak Man

    最好就係蘋果都出一隊波,由你打龍門,估計可以遮住半個龍門。

    最緊要有埋賭波,可以係 蘋果 vs 南華,到時我都買一注獨贏九比○。

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  2. hahahahah

    if FA cup lets me play too, I will play!

    I doubt we will make it as far as playing South China.

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  3. Happy that u talk about football~~

    actually this happened before in the HK Shield . The winner from the lower division, D2 and D3 joined the other D1 team to play .

    Its hard to have a Giant Killer in HK as there is a large GAP between the top teams and others . The kids from HK08 hardly get a point in the previous seasons...

    Entry barrier for HK football is low to be frank as long as u have money.... see Eastern is BACK, and promote to D1 immediately and SC can avoid relegation last season.....all about money!!!

    ask Fat Lo Lai to invest 10m, Apple Daily vs SCAA is not impossible at all

    Thanks for your greetings as well, i have a quiet and peace 30th bday
    Charlie

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  4. 我好同意柏文既提議!!你話搞場蘋果大戰東方,幾過癮啦喇!但當見到去年,大埔想自己做主場,都話唔俾既時候,你就知班友幾固執!(雖然今年批准。)佢地一定用好多藉口推搪……

    叫肥佬黎出錢搞波,不如叫佢親自落場,顆拍孫柏文,組成全港(玩下手全亞洲)最有份量既柱躉雙中鋒!

    咁樣應該會好有叫座力喎~~~~~



    至少,跟左燈神既朋友,一定會入場好努力咁問候老孫!


    哈哈哈


    肥哨

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